The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to predict the past

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to grammar.

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The powers of a burnt face

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!