the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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vomitspit

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to potato.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!