The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!