The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to vote

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!