The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!