the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to die but once

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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To stab Djones

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!