The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!