Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!