The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of love

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!