The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to see through glass

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!