the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!