The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!