The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power of Grayskull.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!