the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to read braile.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!