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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk
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The power to noot be able to see rain.
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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.
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the ability to turn into random hats
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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.
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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place
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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The ability to see through invisibility.
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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.
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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly
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The power to have no power.
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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.
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the ability to fly under water unless your wet
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The Power to forget you ever had a power.
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the power to become friends with a plastic box
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the power to read and agree to the terms or service
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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)
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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters
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power to be an alcohoic
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The power to shit on command.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!