The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Batman

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!