DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!