The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!