the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to be your self

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!