The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!