The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!