the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to breathe

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!