The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to darken darkness

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!