The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Ladder hands.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!