The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!