The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to see through air.

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The power to do your homework.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!