the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!