The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!