the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!