Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!