Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to annoy people

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!