The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!