being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!