The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Balls.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!