The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to die....

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to die

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!