ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!