The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through water

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to not have any power.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!