the power of fly... into an airplane

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!