The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!