WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Facebook.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!