the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to bleed

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Facebook.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!