Poop

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to breathe

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!