the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!