The power to see into the present

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

The power to swim on land

The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

Death at will

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!