The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to swim on land

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The power to breathe

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!