the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to piss people off.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Smoke vision

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!