The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to poop out you penis

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to troll yourself

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!