The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!