the power to see through glass

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Black power

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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black people

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The power to understand irony.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!