A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to swim on land

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to drown on land.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!