the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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meh.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!