The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!