The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to be your self

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!