The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!