The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to control your own limb movement

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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to be bradley

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!